Believe it or not the Anya Hindmarch spoofs are still coming thick and fast. Maybe not quite with the same level of intensity as we saw a year ago, but I want to collect the set and the latest I’ve spotted is the ‘I’m not a douche bag’ bag.

Unlike the bag it parodies, this tote makes no bogus claims to greenness and I’m not going to make any on its behalf. But if you think it would make an amusing alternative to plastic, you can buy it for $19.99 at Cafe Press